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Good afternoon to you from Scotland.

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I'm speaking at this moment from one of
the oldest seats of learning in the

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British Isles, the University of Skerry
Ball.

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Not far from where I'm standing, a
procession is wending its way towards

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university, bearing in its heart the
students' elected representative, their

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Lord Rector.

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The students are in very good spirits.

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Very high spirits.

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The students' spirits are very high.

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And now, in the distance, we can hear
the music of the pipes.

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And

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now

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I understand that the new law
director... is being met at the station

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the professors.

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That is traditional, I suppose.

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It's nothing of the sort.

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And if you want to know, the professor
is a blue -nosed, interfering old sump.

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These masks, do they represent anything
in particular?

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No, no, they have no special
significance.

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Lord Carshini,

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My son Adolphus received his education
at the same school to which you gave

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distinction as a boy.

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Oh. This is he.

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I suppose they sent you to England to
learn to speak the language. What?

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Yes. I find it doesn't always meet with
approval up here.

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Hurry, you parcel of unholy hurling.
Here now, Silver Slipper won the 230.

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He did, that's right. Come on, five bob
on with you.

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So you had. Well, that's 17 and six, so
what? All right.

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Principal, you young devil, betting on
horses at your age. Oh, shocking,

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shocking.

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You're quite a power in the land, you
know.

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But seriously,

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I think you'll find him quite a charming
fellow.

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Young, of course, but charming.

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extraordinary experience, all this, if
you don't expect it. But the worst's

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now. I'm very glad to hear it.

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You're gonna, you're gonna, you're
gonna!

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Mr. Shelty, get down off that balcony at
once! Good old Carl Shiddy!

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Do as I tell you, and be careful! Don't
break your neck.

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We want to tell the law director that we
love him, sir. He knows that. Now, will

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you please go away?

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Ah, but does he know that we love him
very, very dearly? Yes, yes, he knows

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that, too.

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Very...

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Oh,

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yes, yes, of course.

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I

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brought your

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wine, sir.

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So you have.

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What happened to my butler? He's in the
dining room, so I'm giving him a hand.

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My name's McIntyre.

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Of course, you're Dan, the porter.
That's right, sir. That's right, from

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main gate, sir.

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We're all behaving very licentiously at
the moment, if you only knew.

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This university is Presbyterian in the
fullest possible sense. I have to behave

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myself very circumspectly indeed.

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Oh, Mr Milligan, sir, is outside.

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He'd like a word with you.

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Oh, yes.

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Milligan is the president of the
Students' Representative Council, Lord

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Carshany. There's an old custom that he
takes wine with the Lord Rector on his

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arrival. Ah, does he?

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Must I?

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I won't let him keep you.

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Show Mr. Millican in there. Very good,
sir.

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Good evening, Millican.

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This is Mr. Millican, Lord Carshini. How
do you do?

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Very well, thank you, sir.

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My lord, except for a slight cold.

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Have a glass of sherry, Millican. Well,
yes, sir. Thank you very much, sir.

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If you don't mind, sir, Mr. Mayer, the
president of the Men's Union and the

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president of the Women's Union, and Mr.
Dorfus Heyman, president of the

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Temperance Society. Yes, yes. What about
them?

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They're waiting outside, sir. We
wondered if the Lord Rector would

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Well, there really isn't very much time.
Thank you, sir.

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All right, you can come in.

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Good evening.

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This is Miss Muir, Mr.

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Mather, Mr.

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Hayman, Lord Carshany.

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How do you do? I don't suppose any of
you... I do.

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Oh.

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Thank you. I'm afraid, sir, that we owe
you an apology.

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The tomato which struck Mr. Adolphus
Heyman was not intended to imply any

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personal disrespect for you, sir. No,
no, I'm sure it wasn't.

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It was intended solely for Mr. Heyman.

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Yes, yes, of course.

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I'm rather unpopular with certain
sections of the university.

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Are you? Are you indeed?

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You'll excuse us leaving you. Finish
your sherry before you go. Don't bother

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shake hands with everybody, Lord
Carsoni. You'll have the pleasure of

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them all again tomorrow.

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Good evening.

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No. I'm afraid I didn't know him.

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Pardon me.

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Dan. Dan McEntee.

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Oh, Dan.

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Yes.

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He might be in there.

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Pardon me.

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Dan, a professor.

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Aye, what chair?

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Divinity.

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I've often thought the only chair we
really need is the chair and the art of

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getting away with it.

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That's what the youth of the nation's
all crying out for.

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That's what I'd call education.

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The art of getting away with it.

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I agree.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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We

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were

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just going.

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The principal should be here any minute.
It's just changing for dinner.

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Cold, isn't it?

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Very cold.

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It's not so bad once you get
acclimatized.

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Isn't it? Oh, no, it makes you very fit.

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Do you mind if we leave you here?

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If we see Dan McEntee, we'll tell him to
come up. He'll show you your room.

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Oh, yes, do. I want to see him.

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Are you staying here long?

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I don't know.

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Yes, perhaps.

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Oh, good.

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I think you'll like Scary Vaughan.

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It's a bit cold at first, of course, but
I always find that after a week or two,

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I never notice the cold. Come on, we'll
be late.

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I suppose so.

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Well, we're sure to eat again, aren't
we? Oh, we must.

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Yes, mustn't we? Au revoir, then. Au
revoir. I have enjoyed our little chat.

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Have you?

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Have you?

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Afraid you didn't find us at the top of
our form.

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You must be wonderful at the top of your
form.

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Good night, then, Miss... I didn't quite
catch your name.

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Shaw. Good night, Miss Shaw. Perhaps
we'll see you at the Women's Union

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tomorrow. I'm the president.

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Yes?

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Yes.

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Good night.

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Good night.

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Good night, Miss Shaw. Good night, Miss
Shaw. Good night.

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Oh,

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I beg your pardon. I thought... Good
evening.

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Oh, I know now. I'm sorry.

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You're Miss Lamplighter, of course.

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Yes, that's who I am.

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I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow.

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Well, I found I could manage it earlier.

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I'm very glad, as a matter of fact.

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We're all in rather a muddle at the
moment.

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Are you?

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We're welcoming the Lord Rector.

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He's one of the two most important
people in the university.

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The students elect him every three
years.

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Actually, Lord Carsoni has been our
rector for two and a half years, but

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only just being installed.

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He's been shooting big game in Africa.

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Would you like a glass of sherry? Yes,
please.

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Thank you.

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Now, what's that you're reading?

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It's a book.

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It's by somebody I know.

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Is it?

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Did you know Conall O 'Grady?

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Yes.

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Didn't he have to leave Ireland in
rather a hurry at the time of the

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with both sides in hot pursuit?

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After that, he seemed to disappear.

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Brilliant fellow.

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I was told... Yes?

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Is it all right, sir, for me now to go
off duty?

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Everything's under control, sir.

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Not quite everything.

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I want some dinner for Miss Lamplighter.

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This is Miss Lamplighter.

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This is Dan McEntee. I may say he's not
really my butler. Of course he isn't.

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No, he's the main gate porter.

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Well, sir, Ibrahim is now free, so I'll
see if he can arrange some dinner for

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Miss Lamplighter, is it? It is.

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Lamplighter.

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Miss Lamplighter, it's an awkward thing
to have to suggest, but I think you'll

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understand.

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Do you think you could manage, when you
come to work tomorrow, to look a little

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less... You know what I mean?

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I think I do.

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This university is in the hands of
people who are not noticeably in

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with the latest trends in fashion.

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I understand.

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Well, I'm looking forward enormously to
our talk about Conall O 'Grady. Yes,

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that will be fun.

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Yes.

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Good night, Miss Lamplighter. Good
night.

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Sheltie.

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Very silly name.

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Who are you?

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I'm the principal secretary.

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Are you?

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I think so.

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Good evening.

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Good evening to you, and may one ask?
Are you aware that this is a private

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Oh, perfectly.

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I serve this university in the humble
capacity of clerk of the senatus

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academicus. Hmm?

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The clerk of the senate.

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Oh, I expect I shall get to know all the
clerks sooner or later. I am Miss

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Lamplighter. Indeed.

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Does the principal know that you're
here?

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Yes, and if you don't mind, he
particularly asked that nobody should

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this room.

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I'm Professor Heyman of the Chair of
Ecclesiology.

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The principal didn't instruct me to make
any exception in your case. Would you

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go now, please?

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I shall certainly speak to Sir Archibald
about this. Miss, uh... Sure.

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Oh, lamplighter.

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Miss Lamplighter.

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Mr. Hilton.

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Yes, sir, please, sir.

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This is intolerable. How dare you behave
in this fashion? What fashion, sir?

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Don't be insolent. What are you doing in
the principal's balcony? I was

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conducting the wee male voice choir,
sir. That was them singing, sir.

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Serenading the Lord Rector.

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Time -honored customs, sir. Very
interesting old customs. Indeed.

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You're drunk, sir.

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Professor Hayman, oh, sir.

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You'll be good enough to send that
rabble away.

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What harm are they doing?

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Yes, sir.

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What harm are they doing?

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Will you do as you're told?

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I've never heard of anything so silly.
Madam, you'll kindly mind your own

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business. Why should they go away?

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Because I have ordered them to do so.
What will you do if they don't?

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Yes, sir, what will you do if they
don't? A baton charge, I bet. Miss

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Lamplighter, Mr.

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Sheltie, this is no laughing matter,
sir. You'll be rusticated, rusticated,

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What does that mean?

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If it interests you to know, it means
the end of his career.

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What nonsense.

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He was just going to do what you told
him to do when he waited to hear what I

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had to say.

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Anyhow, why should he do a silly,
unreasonable thing just because you tell

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to do it?

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I shall certainly speak to the principal
immediately.

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When my authority is flouted by an
entire stranger of whose credentials I

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to be satisfied, then the time has come
when the matter passes out of my hands.

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Blast.

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What's the matter?

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Haywire's going to get me the sack.

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My people won't be a bit pleased about
it. If you want to please your people,

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why don't you try to behave yourself? I
do behave myself.

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I work like a slave, honestly.

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But Haywire's got his knife in me.

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Why?

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I'm young.

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He hates that.

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He's a miserable old hound.

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My New Archie's not a bad sort of a
swine.

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He has a rotten job handling Hayman and
all the other malignant old virgins on

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the Senate.

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You'll put in a good word for me, won't
you?

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Say it was only simple, hearty, boyish
fun.

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Don't worry.

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I'll make it all right.

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If you do something for me.

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I wouldn't be surprised, Miss
Lamplighter, if you lit such a lamp as

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be extinguished. There's been a mistake.

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My name is Shaw.

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Shaw. I want you to take me to Dan
McEntee.

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Please tell me where I can find him. I
must speak to him before he sees Sir

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Archibald again.

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And on occasions like this, the gravest
crime that can be committed is to delay

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the appearance of the principal actor by
unnecessary speech -making.

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So, without further ado, I give you the
Lord Rector, who doubtless has a great

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deal to say. Lord Carcheri.

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Mr. Principal, Mr. Assessor, Professor
Heyman, Lord Lady Duffy, ladies and

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gentlemen.

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What I have to say is that if... This
university carries on in the future

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as it has carried on in the past.

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Well, everything will carry on very
well.

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Thank you.

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An admirable choice for Lord Richter.
That's just what I said when my husband

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was unable to stand.

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Oh, well, Lord Duffy would have been, or
should I say in the near future will

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be, an equally admirable choice.

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I hope my wife hasn't promised you any
money yet, Professor. What was that,

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Duffy? Lord Duffy agrees with me that
there are certain features of our

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life that need inquiring into.

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For instance?

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Oh, I can give you a very good instance.

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Only a short time ago, I was insulted by
a student in your own library, Mr.

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Shelty.

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Some misunderstanding, I expect.

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Yes, Mr. Shelty was drunk.

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That was very wrong of him.

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I'll talk to him in the morning.

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Hardly an adequate punishment for an
undergraduate who insults a member of

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Senate of this university.

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Yes, we'll have it all out in the
morning.

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There's also the question of the
extramural activities of Porter McEntee.

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Surely that hardly concerns us. I'm
informed that he conducts an

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Does he?

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Does he really?

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You must tell me about it.

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I may have quite a lot to tell you.

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I'm having it watched.

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A small shot, babe.

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Enjoying yourself?

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I'm not here to enjoy myself.

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My word, aren't we the solemn one?

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What's the trouble?

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Nothing. Oh, come off it. You're sitting
there looking as if you just won all

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the stars of the universe in a raffle.
It's bad for business.

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Come on, now. Hair up. A wee smile.

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What's your name?

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Adolphus Hayman.

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Do you tell me that?

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Mine's Mary.

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What's the matter now? Have you seen a
ghost?

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Sheltie. Oh, him?

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A bonnet -like ghost, him.

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He had a woman with him.

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00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:42,390
Well, there's no law against that, thank
goodness.

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Tell me, what's behind that curtain?

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That would be telling.

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00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,260
How the blazes did you get here?

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Mr. Shelty very kindly brought me here.

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Oh, Mr. Shelty.

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Are you looking for a poke and a kisser,
Mr. Shelty?

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Look, you'd better take yourself out of
here before you find yourself in

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trouble. Go on.

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00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:23,960
Well, I suppose now that you are here,
you had better sit down and take the

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weight off your legs.

337
00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:30,960
Thank you, Uncle Conall. I'm not your
Uncle Conall.

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I'm your Uncle Don.

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00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,479
How do you do?

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Colonel O 'Grady is in America as far as
you and anybody else in this part of

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the world is concerned.

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You wired for me to come.

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I expected a better welcome than this.
What kind of a welcome?

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I didn't quite know.

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A brass band, a turkey carpet and two
cherubim dressed in the canonicals of

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Masonic order.

347
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:52,100
Tell me, what the blazes were you doing
with the principal?

348
00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:55,840
I was looking for you. You didn't tell
me they'd made you a butler. A butler?

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00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:59,360
Oh, no. I draw the line at that. I'm no
butler. I'm porter down at the main

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gate. And I've one or two business
interests in the town.

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I don't like this business.

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00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:05,480
I don't like it at all.

353
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:08,100
And I must say, I'm a little
disappointed in Shelty.

354
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:11,160
Oh, don't be daft. Come on down with me
and see for yourself.

355
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:14,180
No. Oh, come on. It'll do you good to
loosen up.

356
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,060
I'm not narrow -minded. I wouldn't like
you to think that.

357
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:21,700
But I'm a little unaccustomed to this
sort of thing, Miss... Nellie's the

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00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:22,880
Well. Well?

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Not tonight, Nellie.

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Come on.

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00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,540
So they sent for me to take the chair of
Celtic literature.

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Well, I come down to see the principal.

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00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,960
That was a long time before Sir Archie.

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00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,620
Well, he was an old man.

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00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,500
Oh, as old as time itself.

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00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:45,700
And God save us, you know, I thought his
mind must have been in other things.

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00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:51,140
It was the porter's job he thought I was
after. Anyway, I didn't argue. I'm sure

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the pay was much better.

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00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,300
So you settled down to live quietly and
stare up mischief, eh?

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I published a book or two of ours in
America.

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00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,680
But it wasn't worth the effort.

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There was no money in it.

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00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,060
Then now you're just a battered old hulk
by the seashore.

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00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:10,620
Aye, terrible to think of a man like me
that once had great thoughts whirling

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through his brain, now to be sinking
down into the mud, leaving nothing but a

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bubble or two behind him.

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00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:18,800
Will you never be fit to sail?

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00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,120
Haven't you got it in you to be a king
again?

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00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,540
Well, I might.

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If I had a mob or an army or a boy and
girl in love, I might find something in

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me that hasn't died.

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Eat up your meal. There's plenty more
bacon here. You were good as uncle to me

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once, Uncle Conall. And I'll be good
again.

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00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:39,339
Never fear.

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00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:40,340
Don't you worry.

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00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:44,340
That was why I sent for you when I heard
your poor mother had died.

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00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,240
Come here.

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00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,880
I want you to run this joint for me.

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00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,420
What kind of joint is it, for goodness
sake? Well, it's a respectable sort of

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dance hall, of which I've got an
interest.

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00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,259
You're too late.

392
00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:03,700
Why? I've got a job.

393
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:04,900
What job?

394
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,680
You promised you'd be here hours ago.

395
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:13,100
I know, but I had a wee job to do. What
job? Helping the principal's secretary

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00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:15,440
to find Mr. Dan McEntee. Whatever for?

397
00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:17,260
I was wondering about that.

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00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,440
She's had a very hard life, you know.

399
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,820
Her father deserted her mother in Paris
when she was a child. Indeed.

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00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:28,280
You know, one time Miss Lamplighter had
to give up being a secretary and go into

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cabaret to make a living.

402
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,380
She's been all over Europe.

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00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:35,500
Oh, I should think she's pretty good. It
isn't so much goodness that you need

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00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,500
for a job like that.

405
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,680
No?

406
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,080
We'll see.

407
00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:00,069
No, sir.

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00:26:00,070 --> 00:26:01,470
I've looked very carefully.

409
00:26:01,710 --> 00:26:04,010
No Colonel O 'Grady in this university.

410
00:26:09,330 --> 00:26:10,330
Sorry, sir.

411
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:25,330
Good evening, Mr. Shelty. Good evening,
miss. Good evening.

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00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,500
Are you staying at the university, miss?
No, I have some work to do. I'm the

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principal secretary.

414
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,240
Mm -hmm.

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00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,660
Miss Lamplighter?

416
00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:36,000
Yes. Mm -hmm.

417
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,000
That's all right, miss. I'll wait for
you down here.

418
00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:41,660
You'll never find your own way back to
the hotel in the dark.

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00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:42,900
I'll be all right.

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00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:44,220
Good night.

421
00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:08,980
Miss Lamplighter. For heaven's sake,
Miss Lamplighter.

422
00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:11,440
I'd be obliged if you'd wake up.

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00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,640
Go away.

424
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:17,380
Good heavens, Miss Lamplighter, this is
a university. A Presbyterian university.

425
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:20,300
Hello.

426
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,720
I must have dozed off. I was working
late.

427
00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:27,400
Miss Lamplighter.

428
00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,180
Yes, Archibald?

429
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,780
Go and get yourself some breakfast.

430
00:28:32,659 --> 00:28:33,659
Yes, sir, Archibald.

431
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,540
It is now 8 .50. Will half an hour be
enough?

432
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,840
Yes, sir, Archibald.

433
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:40,260
We'll start work at half past nine,
then, in the library.

434
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,180
And, Miss Lamplighter, please get
dressed.

435
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,080
Yes, sir, Archibald.

436
00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:50,340
Excuse me.

437
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,900
Uh, I wonder if you could give me some
information as to the whereabouts of a

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man named Connell O 'Grady.

439
00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:58,100
Uh, Mr. Milliken?

440
00:28:58,980 --> 00:28:59,980
Coming, sir.

441
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,640
Sorry, can't help you.

442
00:29:02,709 --> 00:29:03,790
Yes, sir. Morning, sir.

443
00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:05,790
I'm going to the principal's library.

444
00:29:06,170 --> 00:29:09,530
Be good enough to find Mr. Shelton. Tell
him the principal wishes to see him

445
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:10,590
there at nine o 'clock.

446
00:29:10,870 --> 00:29:11,870
Yes, sir.

447
00:29:20,190 --> 00:29:21,570
Good morning, Miss Landreiser.

448
00:29:22,770 --> 00:29:23,970
Nice to see you again.

449
00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:29,190
As it is, the situation is rapidly
developing in the university in which

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00:29:29,190 --> 00:29:30,810
well find it useful to have the...

451
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,080
Undivided support of the Senate.

452
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,800
Come in.

453
00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:38,500
Good morning, Sir Archibald.

454
00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:40,100
Good morning.

455
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:42,340
Mr. Shelty is outside, Sir Archibald.

456
00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:43,540
Is he? What does he want?

457
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:44,920
Tell him to come in.

458
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,000
Would you come in now, please, Mr.
Shelty?

459
00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:48,380
Sure.

460
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,100
Good morning, Shelty. What can I do for
you?

461
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,100
Mr. Port, you're here at nine o 'clock,
sir. Are you?

462
00:29:56,980 --> 00:30:00,120
Oh, yes. I suppose you've come to
apologize to Professor Heyman.

463
00:30:00,510 --> 00:30:04,310
Well, sir... While I should be gratified
if Mr. Shelty were moved to a sincere

464
00:30:04,310 --> 00:30:07,310
apology, I hardly think that will close
the incident.

465
00:30:07,590 --> 00:30:08,590
But why not?

466
00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:11,090
You have authority to rusticate Mr.
Shelty.

467
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:15,930
I suggest that you do so now, giving him
time to catch the forenoon train to

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00:30:15,930 --> 00:30:19,270
whatever quarter of the kingdom he has
disgraced by his conduct.

469
00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:23,150
I'm not quite clear as to what his
conduct was.

470
00:30:24,350 --> 00:30:25,350
He was drunk.

471
00:30:26,050 --> 00:30:27,690
When I reproved him, he was insolent.

472
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,720
He was leading a rabble in the precincts
of the university. One moment.

473
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,480
Do you admit to being drunk, Mr.
Sheltie?

474
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,600
No, sir.

475
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:38,820
You're a liar, sir.

476
00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:43,720
Well, if I insulted you last night, that
just about makes us quits, doesn't it?

477
00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:46,680
Mr. Principal, this is extremely
undignified.

478
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,340
That was my own impression.

479
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,600
If you're going to take this young man's
unsupported word against mine.

480
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,240
But it isn't unsupported.

481
00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,960
Miss Lamplighter, this is university
business.

482
00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:57,340
Oh, all right.

483
00:30:57,610 --> 00:31:01,070
But I'd rather put you right now than
have you giving evidence in a libel

484
00:31:01,070 --> 00:31:02,810
action. What do you mean?

485
00:31:04,050 --> 00:31:05,770
I was talking to Mr.

486
00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:06,989
Shelty outside.

487
00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:09,710
He's taking an action against Professor
Heyman.

488
00:31:12,210 --> 00:31:15,970
I tried to persuade him not to, but he's
absolutely implacable.

489
00:31:16,670 --> 00:31:18,770
He's calling you too, Sir Archibald.

490
00:31:19,090 --> 00:31:20,530
But I don't even know what happened.

491
00:31:21,290 --> 00:31:22,710
Well, this gentleman...

492
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,440
came roaring and bawling into what I
understood was a private room.

493
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,820
I was unaccustomed to this sort of
thing.

494
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,620
She ordered me out of the room.

495
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:36,060
Oh, sir, Archibald, as if I would. I did
tell him what you had said.

496
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:37,700
What did I say?

497
00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:40,580
You said I wasn't to be disturbed, don't
you remember?

498
00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:46,500
Then the students began to sing and
Professor Heyman began to shriek and

499
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,820
again. He threw open the window and
bellowed at Mr. Shelton.

500
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,740
Yes, sir, that's right.

501
00:31:54,190 --> 00:31:57,590
I protest against... Be good enough to
control yourself. Miss Lamplighter is

502
00:31:57,590 --> 00:31:58,590
speaking.

503
00:31:58,830 --> 00:32:01,690
Frankly, I was beginning to think he
wasn't quite right in the head.

504
00:32:01,930 --> 00:32:05,530
Then Mr. Shelsey explained very kindly
and politely what he was doing.

505
00:32:05,730 --> 00:32:09,710
And Professor Heyman bellowed out that
he was drunk and began stamping and

506
00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:10,890
shrieking up and down the room.

507
00:32:11,150 --> 00:32:15,190
Mr. Principal, I have served this
university for 25 years.

508
00:32:15,510 --> 00:32:16,510
A splendid record.

509
00:32:16,990 --> 00:32:20,770
Look here, there's been some sort of
misunderstanding, but I really am very

510
00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:22,630
busy. Shelsey, you'd better run away.

511
00:32:22,850 --> 00:32:24,060
Yes. Thank you, sir.

512
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:33,300
I shall certainly not allow the matter
to rest some other time.

513
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:37,880
Sir.

514
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:46,320
I think, Miss Lamplighter, you're
perhaps a little unfamiliar with

515
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,320
procedure.

516
00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:48,820
Yes.

517
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,680
However, I expect you'll get used to it
in time.

518
00:32:52,379 --> 00:32:53,379
Just a minute.

519
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,500
You'd better read this. It was among
your letters.

520
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,340
It was from Miss Lamplighter.

521
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,440
We are being deceived at office.

522
00:33:06,940 --> 00:33:08,260
All is not what it seems.

523
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,820
We are surrounded by whited sepulchres.
Surely the physical architecture of

524
00:33:12,820 --> 00:33:15,840
Skerry Vore... I was referring to the
model architecture of Skerry Vore and to

525
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:19,220
the... What did you call it? The cavity?
Yes. The plough and the stars? Yes, the

526
00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:20,220
plough and the stars.

527
00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:22,240
There's something behind a name like
that.

528
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,760
And there's something behind those plush
curtains.

529
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,440
Smacks of debauchery to me.

530
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,460
You must get behind those plush curtains
tonight.

531
00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:37,360
But you said you were Miss Lamplighter.
No, you said I was Miss Lamplighter. My

532
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,360
name is Shaw.

533
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,960
Well, I must say it's a little high
-handed of Miss Lamplighter joining the

534
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,960
like this.

535
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:46,240
After all, it's difficult to find a
suitable secretary.

536
00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:49,580
Am I not suitable then? Yes, yes, I
think I've been very lucky.

537
00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:50,639
Do you?

538
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,000
After all, I don't expect Miss
Lamplighter would have known anything

539
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Colonel O 'Grady.

540
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,120
Oh.

541
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,180
Well, you mustn't stand here gossiping
like this.

542
00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:00,360
Lord Carshini's installation begins
shortly.

543
00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:02,660
Poor man.

544
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:03,659
Poor us.

545
00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:06,700
And to think we've got to go through all
this again in a few months' time with a

546
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:09,340
new Lord Rector. Well, it won't do
anybody any harm.

547
00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:11,980
I wish I could persuade Professor Heyman
to take that view.

548
00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:14,380
Have you ever seen a Senate in
procession? No.

549
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,840
Then we must complete your education
this morning.

550
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,260
Did you ever see such a conglomeration?

551
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,400
Wouldn't you think now they'd have
something better to do with their time

552
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,840
to be churning out neat little bundles
of middle of bad doctors, Parsons and

553
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,440
schoolteachers twice a year, what?

554
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:47,300
And yet, you know, once in a while they
do send out into the world a young,

555
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:50,380
fresh -faced boy with a germ in his
skull.

556
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:57,740
And the germ crawls round in a boat and
grows until with the years...

557
00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:02,050
It bursts, and then he turns the tripes
out of the universe.

558
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:07,450
If they were all like Heyman, there
wouldn't be any fresh -faced boys at

559
00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:08,890
But they're not all like Heyman.

560
00:35:09,170 --> 00:35:10,990
There's one or two of them on our side.

561
00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:15,630
You are aware, ladies and gentlemen,
that the pursuit of knowledge continues

562
00:35:15,630 --> 00:35:20,610
with unabated fervor at this university
during the rectorial celebrations.

563
00:35:22,570 --> 00:35:27,190
In other universities, this is a time of
holiday, but here our masters decree

564
00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:28,190
otherwise.

565
00:35:28,650 --> 00:35:33,810
I therefore reluctantly draw your
attention to the importance of the

566
00:35:33,810 --> 00:35:40,230
of pH to the isoelectric point in the
precipitation from solutions of proteins

567
00:35:40,230 --> 00:35:41,790
and related substances.

568
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,880
Mr. Heyman appears to be suffering from
some disturbance of the vagus nerve.

569
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:02,120
If he can find some means of controlling
it, he will place us all under a heavy

570
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,120
burden of gratitude.

571
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,720
Professor Bacon, I know an infallible
cure for Heyman's complaint.

572
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,660
If Mr. Heyman is agreeable, I wish you
would apply it to him. It involves the

573
00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:14,260
swallowing of a certain quantity of
water where the auditory miatae and

574
00:36:14,260 --> 00:36:15,600
passages are manually occluded.

575
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,160
Yes, yes, do what you can for him.

576
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:24,760
The pH... of the mother liquor is the
determining factor in the isolation of

577
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:25,760
hormones.

578
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:29,480
Thyroxine, insulin, anterior pituitary.

579
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:38,000
Provided that the solution is not at the
isoelectric point of insulin.

580
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:43,620
Insulin is soluble in water, up to 80%,

581
00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:46,680
and in alcohol.

582
00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:56,210
What is going on up there? I think the
president of the Temperance Society is

583
00:36:56,210 --> 00:36:57,330
feeling a little off colour, sir.

584
00:36:57,570 --> 00:36:59,110
Well, you'd better take him out into the
fresh air.

585
00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:02,630
Oh, yes, sir. What a good idea. The
fresh air will have a splendid effect on

586
00:37:02,630 --> 00:37:03,630
him, sir.

587
00:37:18,330 --> 00:37:21,950
I repeat, ladies and gentlemen, that
insulin is soluble in water.

588
00:37:28,879 --> 00:37:30,800
alcohol. That's your fifth.

589
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:32,020
Feeling better?

590
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,620
Much better.

591
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,720
Lord Carshini, you won't have to stay
long. No?

592
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,480
You had to come, of course.

593
00:38:15,780 --> 00:38:18,560
All this festivity is in your honour.
Oh.

594
00:38:19,260 --> 00:38:22,660
We always do it after we install a new
Lord Rector. Yeah.

595
00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:24,260
Good idea, really.

596
00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:28,320
Makes settling down to hard work quite a
pleasant change.

597
00:38:50,830 --> 00:38:52,330
Principal ordered me to. Did he?

598
00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:54,650
Did he really?

599
00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:59,330
Well, in a way. Well, I must say, this
place is like a wet Sunday on a cruise

600
00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:00,330
station until you arrive.

601
00:39:02,710 --> 00:39:05,390
I suppose all the students are not here
tonight, Bob.

602
00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:06,830
Yes.

603
00:39:07,290 --> 00:39:08,530
No, no, not all.

604
00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:16,090
Officer.

605
00:39:18,730 --> 00:39:19,970
I have a friend.

606
00:39:20,590 --> 00:39:23,030
Sitting on a bench in McClatham Park.

607
00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:24,270
Where, where?

608
00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:27,250
He's drunk. Do you tell me that now?

609
00:39:27,770 --> 00:39:31,290
I am but a child in these matters. Yes,
yes.

610
00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:38,730
Will you kindly tell me what I can do to
restore my friend to Sir Brad?

611
00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:45,630
Tell your friend to go home and lie down
like a good boy and he'll be fine,

612
00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:46,770
fine.

613
00:39:47,230 --> 00:39:49,210
Does your friend know the way?

614
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,200
Perfectly. He's not going home, you
know.

615
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,220
He's going to see Nellie.

616
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,820
Good evening, Professor Heyman. What is
it?

617
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:30,720
There's a lighting arrangement here
tonight, provocative in the extreme.

618
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,260
You have found it, sir?

619
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:36,100
I've found one alcove in almost complete
darkness.

620
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,540
No harm has been done so far, but...

621
00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:44,560
Professor Heyman.

622
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,900
My dear Lady Duffy.

623
00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:48,060
I haven't seen Adolphus this evening.

624
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,240
Adolphus, unfortunately, is not with us.

625
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,040
Earlier in the day, I charged him with
some business concerning the welfare of

626
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,040
the university.

627
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,360
Well, you're expecting a lot of a girl.

628
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,080
It might be anything.

629
00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:00,420
It is.

630
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,360
You are in a queer way, aren't you?

631
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:05,260
Very well.

632
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:09,000
What is it? You promised to show me what
was behind.

633
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,160
Blush cotton.

634
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,360
Did I?

635
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,280
Well, that's easy. Go and have a wee
look for yourself.

636
00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:31,380
Is that all?

637
00:41:33,420 --> 00:41:38,400
Oh, it's a disappointment to me. A
bitter disappointment.

638
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,440
I'm going to the Red Lion.

639
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,480
Oh, no, you don't. You'll be safer here
than me.

640
00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:47,920
Shall I, sweet Nellie? Of course you
will.

641
00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:49,320
I believe I will.

642
00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:52,560
Besides, there's a bit more to see down
below.

643
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,500
Then let's go down below.

644
00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,140
Nellie, Nellie.

645
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:00,280
Why? What are you worrying about?

646
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:02,080
I got you off this morning, didn't I?

647
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:07,240
I know, but... I'm sure old Haywire's
made up his mind to get me kicked out.

648
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:10,920
did. If he does see a lawyer... No, I
couldn't do that. I wouldn't be playing

649
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,920
the game. What game?

650
00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:13,820
Oh, I don't know.

651
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:16,920
There's some things you can do in a
place like this and some things you

652
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,100
I'm a little tired of the things you
can't do at this dance.

653
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:21,980
So am I. Let's go down to Dan's place.

654
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:24,560
At least you can do anything you want
there.

655
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,360
Come on, I'll get a taxi.

656
00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:33,940
going so soon?

657
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,400
I want to get out of here before Rigor
Mortis sets in. But we haven't had a

658
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,400
dance yet.

659
00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:40,020
I know.

660
00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:42,320
I thought perhaps it wasn't allowed.

661
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,600
Of course it is.

662
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,240
You've left it too late.

663
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,980
Good night, Fidelis. Good night, Mr.
Sheltie. Good night, Miss Landbiter.

664
00:43:17,819 --> 00:43:19,980
I wrote that.

665
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,200
Who's that?

666
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,520
Who's that?

667
00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:28,820
I know who that was.

668
00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:32,680
Chelsea. Oh, Chelsea.

669
00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:36,420
Oh, Chelsea.

670
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,700
The university authorities have certain
disquieting information.

671
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:46,140
about what's happening tonight at an
establishment in the High Street known

672
00:43:46,140 --> 00:43:47,780
the Plough and the Stars.

673
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,520
You're not expecting us to read it,
surely? There's no harm in the place.

674
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,420
The clerk of Senate has ordered me to
investigate, and I shall need

675
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,220
Charlie. I want to dance a reel.

676
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,920
I say, can we have a reel?

677
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,560
Oh, no, look, we must.

678
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,660
Oh, we must have a reel.

679
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,980
That's no good. Now we'll find a reel.

680
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:15,960
Let's reel.

681
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:18,100
Reel. Let's reel.

682
00:44:18,980 --> 00:44:19,980
You're welcome.

683
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:50,260
I have orders from the university
authorities to make certain inquiries

684
00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:51,260
this establishment.

685
00:45:41,630 --> 00:45:42,629
What's wrong?

686
00:45:42,630 --> 00:45:43,488
What's wrong?

687
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:45,470
Adolphus has been letting his side down.

688
00:45:45,710 --> 00:45:47,130
Drunk? Wonderfully.

689
00:45:47,810 --> 00:45:50,850
Hey, hey, get away, Mr. Martha.

690
00:45:51,110 --> 00:45:54,630
I'm surprised that you, a new president
of the Students' Union, take yourself

691
00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:56,970
onto the piano stand there and play
something loud.

692
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:22,120
Come on now, sit down and get playing.
What are we paying you for? Come on now,

693
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:25,620
get dancing. Get dancing and behave
yourselves like a lot of distant and

694
00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:26,780
Christians. Come on now.

695
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,830
What good and holy have you been up to?
Me?

696
00:46:55,510 --> 00:46:57,130
Letting the poor fellow get into this
state.

697
00:46:57,390 --> 00:46:59,810
I did nothing of the sort. Let him get
into any kind of state.

698
00:47:00,010 --> 00:47:03,690
He was as poor as a puggy when I found
him. Is he all right now? He'll do.

699
00:47:04,390 --> 00:47:05,870
All right, I'll let the police in.

700
00:47:19,899 --> 00:47:22,940
It might have been as well if we'd come
down to the fire escape after all. This

701
00:47:22,940 --> 00:47:23,940
way, sir.

702
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,540
Please, ladies and gentlemen, this is
not a police raid.

703
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,980
This gentleman here is wanting a word or
two with one or two of the young

704
00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:34,980
gentlemen from the university.

705
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,860
Heaven's helpers, there's the university
battalions. What can he do?

706
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:44,520
Nothing but if he comes in here and sees
this car, there's going to be the

707
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:45,459
devil's own row.

708
00:47:45,460 --> 00:47:46,620
And he and the state he's in.

709
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,080
If his father could see him now.

710
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,460
Look, we'd better get him out of here at
once.

711
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,360
Willie.

712
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,480
Go you and get hold of Mr. McEntee. Aye,
right, Sergeant.

713
00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:07,020
I'm surprised to see you here, Mr.
Mather.

714
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:10,140
The surprise is quite mutual, Bedellus.

715
00:48:10,740 --> 00:48:11,740
Yes,

716
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:12,960
sir.

717
00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:15,580
You, sir.

718
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:16,840
What's your name?

719
00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:29,980
What's in that empty lemonade bottles

720
00:48:55,390 --> 00:48:58,010
insider. Get him into a taxi and take
him to my place.

721
00:48:58,490 --> 00:48:59,490
We'll follow up.

722
00:49:04,050 --> 00:49:10,350
Come on, son. You're home at last.

723
00:49:11,010 --> 00:49:12,030
Now, over here.

724
00:49:14,670 --> 00:49:15,770
Whoa. Whoa.

725
00:49:18,390 --> 00:49:22,030
Now we've got your bag off, we'll have a
wee cup of tea. There's nothing like

726
00:49:22,030 --> 00:49:23,030
it.

727
00:49:23,950 --> 00:49:25,270
You'll not go to sleep yet, though.

728
00:49:26,450 --> 00:49:28,010
Here. Wake up.

729
00:49:28,310 --> 00:49:29,310
Are you all right?

730
00:49:29,990 --> 00:49:30,990
Mr. Hayman.

731
00:49:33,450 --> 00:49:34,450
Adolphus.

732
00:49:44,770 --> 00:49:47,350
Oh, Mr. McIntyre, I'm that glad to see
you.

733
00:49:49,230 --> 00:49:51,650
What's wrong? Had you any trouble? No,
no trouble at all.

734
00:49:51,910 --> 00:49:52,798
How is he?

735
00:49:52,799 --> 00:49:54,820
Mr. McEntee, I think he's dead. Dead?

736
00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:58,360
Come on, Mr. Heyman, pull yourself
together.

737
00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:01,620
Look, Nellie, I wonder would you get me
a glass like a good girl?

738
00:50:01,820 --> 00:50:02,820
Yes, Mr. McEntee.

739
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,620
Where did you get this?

740
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:13,620
Woolworths, Mr. McEntee.

741
00:50:14,540 --> 00:50:17,480
Woolworths, that's... All right, give me
the other hand.

742
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,920
Now, Mr. Heyman, get that into here.

743
00:50:37,740 --> 00:50:39,300
Good evening, Mr. Heyman.

744
00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:43,820
Where am I? Your fiancée brought you
here.

745
00:50:44,580 --> 00:50:45,580
My what?

746
00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:47,420
Your fiancée, this little girl here.

747
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,040
We've never met.

748
00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:51,220
Oh, the real liar.

749
00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:56,420
After you kissing her and squeezing her
and hugging her.

750
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:00,380
and telling her how much she loved her,
and then buying her an engagement ring.

751
00:51:00,580 --> 00:51:01,580
You certainly did.

752
00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:04,340
Look here, I... Why weren't you at the
ball tonight?

753
00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:05,740
Was I not? No.

754
00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:08,520
Where was I? You were celebrating your
engagement.

755
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,000
How can I explain?

756
00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:15,480
Only silly people have to explain, don't
they, Miss... What's your fiancé's

757
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:16,540
name? No idea.

758
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,300
Nearly Kayleigh.

759
00:51:19,060 --> 00:51:20,540
What happened to Mr. Shelty?

760
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,100
Mr. Shelty's in jail.

761
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,120
Jail? We want to bail him out.

762
00:51:24,340 --> 00:51:25,820
Have you any money? My money.

763
00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:27,690
What? No money.

764
00:51:31,330 --> 00:51:33,030
Of course he's got money.

765
00:51:33,330 --> 00:51:36,870
No. Only for Mr. Shetty, you might have
been in jail yourself, and your father

766
00:51:36,870 --> 00:51:38,070
might have had to bail you out.

767
00:51:38,650 --> 00:51:41,690
Those are the subscriptions for the
temperance society.

768
00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:47,250
Come on, you'd better show him in the
way.

769
00:51:47,650 --> 00:51:48,650
Righty -o.

770
00:51:54,380 --> 00:51:55,380
Go on, Miss Haven.

771
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,360
Time you were getting into bed. I'll get
you a drink.

772
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:01,220
About Nellie.

773
00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:03,700
You know, I really don't know what makes
you think.

774
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:08,320
Well, now, what conclusion could any
reasonable man come to? What? Whenever

775
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:12,120
finds a young fellow like you bundling a
girl into a sack to take her home to

776
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,120
your parents, huh?

777
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:17,020
Oh, I must have been in a terrible
state. I tell you, you had the young

778
00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:18,020
black and blue.

779
00:52:18,540 --> 00:52:21,780
It just shows there's a lot of the beast
in all of us.

780
00:52:26,430 --> 00:52:27,470
Go on, into bed.

781
00:52:28,350 --> 00:52:29,450
Dad. What?

782
00:52:29,990 --> 00:52:31,870
Thank you very much for being so kind.

783
00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:34,510
You and Shelty and Miss Shaw.

784
00:52:34,770 --> 00:52:37,890
Oh, not at all. That was nothing. Come
on now, like a decent fellow. Into the

785
00:52:37,890 --> 00:52:38,890
bed with you.

786
00:52:38,930 --> 00:52:39,930
That's good.

787
00:52:40,550 --> 00:52:43,870
You know, Nellie is a nice looking girl.

788
00:52:44,350 --> 00:52:45,370
Nellie's a good girl.

789
00:52:45,950 --> 00:52:47,370
She'd do you no harm.

790
00:52:47,690 --> 00:52:48,810
No harm at all.

791
00:53:17,230 --> 00:53:19,850
Now, what's the matter? What did I do
with the receipt for your bail money?

792
00:53:20,590 --> 00:53:21,590
I've got it somewhere.

793
00:53:22,390 --> 00:53:24,030
I hear it is. Thank goodness.

794
00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:28,270
Master Heyman will need that to balance
the books of the Temperance Society.

795
00:53:31,690 --> 00:53:32,690
And through here.

796
00:53:41,270 --> 00:53:42,290
Do you know where you are now?

797
00:53:43,050 --> 00:53:44,910
I can find my own way from here.

798
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,260
I'll push off home then.

799
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,520
I can't help it. You look so funny.

800
00:53:53,740 --> 00:53:55,680
Poor wounded Mr. Shelty.

801
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,260
Here, let's make it better.

802
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,420
I'll wear this bandage forever now.
Nonsense. Go home. Take it off and try a

803
00:54:03,420 --> 00:54:04,420
cold compress instead.

804
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,000
But I don't... Go home.

805
00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:27,220
Oh, it's you.

806
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,660
May I ask what you're doing here at this
time of night? I was just going home.

807
00:54:30,940 --> 00:54:33,180
You left the dance at the Giffin Hall
some time ago. Yes.

808
00:54:33,460 --> 00:54:36,060
And since then? I've just been getting
some fresh air.

809
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:40,220
Don't you think it would be less
indiscreet if you got your fresh air, as

810
00:54:40,220 --> 00:54:41,880
call it, outside the precincts of the
university?

811
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:43,820
You're being abominably rude.

812
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,240
I'm sorry.

813
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:48,760
Forget it.

814
00:54:49,660 --> 00:54:50,660
Oh, of course.

815
00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:52,840
I realise I'm only the...

816
00:54:53,050 --> 00:54:55,150
dull, elderly principal of a Scottish
university.

817
00:54:55,530 --> 00:54:59,450
I cannot... Oh, for goodness sake. I've
been rescuing silly little boys all

818
00:54:59,450 --> 00:55:00,990
evening and I don't want any more of it.

819
00:55:01,930 --> 00:55:08,050
I beg your pardon. I don't quite... I'm
tired.

820
00:55:08,850 --> 00:55:10,010
May I go home now?

821
00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:11,850
Of course. It was thoughtless of me.

822
00:55:12,390 --> 00:55:15,410
You must forgive me. I apologise, Miss
Lamplighter. Sure.

823
00:55:15,730 --> 00:55:16,730
Oh, Miss Shaw, I mean.

824
00:55:17,310 --> 00:55:18,310
Good night, then.

825
00:55:18,330 --> 00:55:19,330
Good night, Miss Shaw.

826
00:56:01,230 --> 00:56:05,310
Ah, good morning. Good morning, Lord
Kasheni. The principal should be here in

827
00:56:05,310 --> 00:56:09,250
moment. Yes, I just came in to say
goodbye to him and to thank him for a

828
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:11,110
interesting and most delightful visit.

829
00:56:11,590 --> 00:56:16,450
You're escaping just in time. After
today, your experiences here will seem

830
00:56:16,450 --> 00:56:17,470
a Sunday school treat.

831
00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:18,750
Oh, bless my soul.

832
00:56:19,010 --> 00:56:20,010
Yes, indeed.

833
00:56:23,030 --> 00:56:24,250
Lord Kasheni?

834
00:56:24,690 --> 00:56:30,280
Yes? This is a lovely place. It should
be heaven for young people. And there's

835
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,660
nasty old beast called Haman spoiling it
all.

836
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,140
Haman? Yes, Haman.

837
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:36,160
Why can't you give him the push?

838
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:37,399
The push?

839
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,400
Oh, yes.

840
00:56:38,540 --> 00:56:41,540
I'm afraid I don't quite know the extent
of my authority.

841
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,440
You can do anything you want.

842
00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:44,720
Ah, yes, indeed.

843
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,940
That's just what makes this such a
difficult job, my dear young lady.

844
00:56:48,380 --> 00:56:52,480
But I tell you what. My successor will
be appointed in a few months' time, and

845
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:53,840
I'll ask him to do it for you.

846
00:56:54,350 --> 00:56:55,730
That's it when I know who it is.

847
00:56:56,010 --> 00:56:57,970
Good morning. Oh, good morning. Good
morning, Monsieur.

848
00:56:58,270 --> 00:56:59,430
Good morning, Sir Archibald.

849
00:56:59,630 --> 00:57:02,190
You just off, Lord Carson? Yes, I just
came in to say goodbye.

850
00:57:02,630 --> 00:57:06,350
And now you can all settle down to some
really hard work. What?

851
00:57:08,770 --> 00:57:11,730
This class normally consists of 47
students.

852
00:57:14,010 --> 00:57:15,150
Where are the other 44?

853
00:57:15,570 --> 00:57:16,570
I don't know, sir.

854
00:57:16,950 --> 00:57:19,110
There seems to be something queer going
on.

855
00:57:36,799 --> 00:57:38,740
Where's the meeting? At the Union, half
past two.

856
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,080
Will Shelty get the sack?

857
00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:43,780
I expect so.

858
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:46,520
But you mustn't let him. I can't stop
it. Of course you can.

859
00:57:46,820 --> 00:57:48,260
You can do anything if you try.

860
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,820
I respect Mr. Shelty's right to make
what he chooses of his life.

861
00:57:53,210 --> 00:57:54,650
I think he'll make something pretty good
of it.

862
00:57:54,950 --> 00:57:58,110
And so far as this university is
concerned, it seems that he can't behave

863
00:57:58,110 --> 00:57:59,170
himself. Yes, he can.

864
00:57:59,430 --> 00:58:00,710
I'll see that he does.

865
00:58:01,190 --> 00:58:05,730
All this fuss and bother about a nice
young man and a perfectly nice dance

866
00:58:06,010 --> 00:58:09,230
That is not how the dance hall was
described to me. You don't know anything

867
00:58:09,230 --> 00:58:10,230
about it.

868
00:58:12,370 --> 00:58:14,730
Let's go around there tonight and you
can see for yourself.

869
00:58:15,270 --> 00:58:17,350
What? Well, wouldn't you like that?

870
00:58:17,870 --> 00:58:20,910
My good woman, are you aware that I'm
the principal of this university?

871
00:58:21,150 --> 00:58:22,770
Professor Heyman thinks he is.

872
00:58:23,350 --> 00:58:25,910
Why are you afraid of that old two yards
of misery?

873
00:58:27,710 --> 00:58:31,490
This university is a large institution
which has to be run on certain lines.

874
00:58:31,890 --> 00:58:35,210
These lines are laid down by the
university court and by the senate. It's

875
00:58:35,210 --> 00:58:36,210
duty to support them.

876
00:58:36,730 --> 00:58:37,910
Even when they're wrong?

877
00:58:38,110 --> 00:58:40,110
Even when I disagree with them. I see.

878
00:58:40,950 --> 00:58:43,090
So you're not coming out with me
tonight.

879
00:58:44,230 --> 00:58:45,610
I think I'll go anyhow.

880
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,380
I'll find Mr. Shelty.

881
00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:49,700
He'll take me.

882
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:53,100
You seem to have got on to very rapid
good terms with Mr.

883
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:57,040
Shelty. Of course. I get on to very good
terms with practically everybody.

884
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:02,960
Miss Shaw.

885
00:59:02,980 --> 00:59:04,040
Yes, Sir Archibald.

886
00:59:04,780 --> 00:59:06,340
Are you fond of this young man?

887
00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:07,580
Why do you ask?

888
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,500
Well, I wanted to know.

889
00:59:09,860 --> 00:59:13,300
Mr. Principal, I am not the kind of girl
who robs cradles.

890
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,720
No. No, of course not.

891
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,040
Shorty's a baby.

892
00:59:17,860 --> 00:59:19,200
I'm glad to hear you say that.

893
00:59:19,740 --> 00:59:22,200
I think I may have been a little unfair
to you, Miss Shaw.

894
00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:24,180
Ada. I beg your pardon?

895
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,480
My name is Ada.

896
00:59:26,100 --> 00:59:27,100
Oh.

897
00:59:27,820 --> 00:59:28,820
Miss Shaw.

898
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:29,880
Ada. Hmm?

899
00:59:30,820 --> 00:59:31,820
Ada.

900
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:36,160
I realize that I'm dull. No, you're not.
Yes, I am.

901
00:59:37,060 --> 00:59:40,100
I'm not at all the sort of person that
you're accustomed to. Thank goodness.

902
00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:44,800
The academic life makes one a little
pompous and boring and self -centered.

903
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,760
it doesn't. And you're not, honestly.

904
00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:48,200
Oh, yes, I am.

905
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:53,940
And I'm considerably older than you are.
Not much. Only 20 years.

906
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:55,740
Well, 15.

907
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,740
15 years is quite a big difference.

908
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:04,800
It doesn't worry me, anyhow.

909
01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:06,360
You can't be sure.

910
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:08,160
I'm certain.

911
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:11,520
Are you?

912
01:00:14,890 --> 01:00:18,530
I think it's rather nice if the man has
more experience than the woman.

913
01:00:19,110 --> 01:00:20,110
Do you?

914
01:00:20,170 --> 01:00:21,170
Yes.

915
01:00:24,210 --> 01:00:29,450
But if the man is so much older, isn't
it wrong to take advantage of the girl's

916
01:00:29,450 --> 01:00:34,610
youth? But he hasn't taken advantage of
the girl's youth, has he?

917
01:00:36,510 --> 01:00:39,130
Perhaps he feels he might be a
disappointment to her.

918
01:00:40,870 --> 01:00:42,670
How does he know until he tries?

919
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,900
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that.

920
01:00:54,660 --> 01:00:56,280
I've only known you for three days.

921
01:00:56,580 --> 01:00:57,820
Two, to be academic.

922
01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,880
Two? Don't be silly.

923
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:01,960
Shelty wouldn't have thought twice about
it.

924
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,380
I see no particular reason why we should
discuss Mr. Shelty at all.

925
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:08,640
All right, then we won't. And you accept
my apology?

926
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,500
Whatever for?

927
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,040
For what happened just now.

928
01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:20,340
No, I won't.

929
01:01:21,550 --> 01:01:23,530
I'm tired of doing all the work for you.

930
01:01:24,090 --> 01:01:28,610
And I think it's about time you
apologize for pretending to be dull,

931
01:01:28,610 --> 01:01:30,650
self -centered, boring, and old.

932
01:01:31,270 --> 01:01:32,810
And you're nothing of the sort.

933
01:01:55,890 --> 01:01:57,230
I'm looking for someone.

934
01:01:57,630 --> 01:01:59,210
He was called O 'Grady once.

935
01:01:59,810 --> 01:02:01,370
General Conall O 'Grady.

936
01:02:03,350 --> 01:02:06,410
He sounds very important.

937
01:02:07,710 --> 01:02:10,770
I've... I've just got to post some
letters.

938
01:02:11,710 --> 01:02:16,990
Do come with me, and then you can tell
me all about General... What did you

939
01:02:16,990 --> 01:02:17,990
him?

940
01:03:35,830 --> 01:03:41,590
We are assembled here today to discuss
certain aspects of the higher direction

941
01:03:41,590 --> 01:03:42,730
of this university.

942
01:03:46,710 --> 01:03:50,870
Apart from certain influences of which
you are all aware...

943
01:04:01,770 --> 01:04:03,010
ready now, I think, gentlemen.

944
01:04:03,830 --> 01:04:07,490
This meeting has been called to enable
Professor Heyman to make certain

945
01:04:08,010 --> 01:04:09,390
I invite him to make them.

946
01:04:10,550 --> 01:04:16,170
We are confronted today, gentlemen, with
the consideration of the most unsavory

947
01:04:16,170 --> 01:04:21,070
affair that has ever, in my experience,
come before the senatus academicus of

948
01:04:21,070 --> 01:04:22,070
this university.

949
01:04:22,350 --> 01:04:25,250
We are threatened from within and from
without!

950
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:50,780
that you have been very busy with
affairs, both within and without the

951
01:04:50,780 --> 01:04:55,440
university. But one is perhaps a little
inclined to forget that the reins of

952
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,580
discipline require a very firm hand.

953
01:04:57,940 --> 01:05:02,060
And we have decided, sitting here in
solemn conclave... Quite. Let's get this

954
01:05:02,060 --> 01:05:03,060
over.

955
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,320
Bedellus, bring Mr. Shelty in.

956
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:24,320
Well, Mr. Schulte, what's the matter
with your eye?

957
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,060
It was black, sir.

958
01:05:28,900 --> 01:05:30,040
I've got a black eye.

959
01:05:30,940 --> 01:05:31,940
I see.

960
01:05:32,820 --> 01:05:36,240
Mr. Schulte, the Senate has considered
your case as sympathetically as

961
01:05:37,060 --> 01:05:40,820
Last night, you used abusive language
and assaulted the police.

962
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,120
Yes, sir.

963
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:43,660
Well, that's right, sir.

964
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:47,120
That sort of thing does your university
no credit, Mr. Schulte.

965
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:53,920
Students are being victimized. They're
being ham... from right and left. We

966
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,780
take action. We must defend ourselves.

967
01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,100
And who knows who may be next.

968
01:06:02,020 --> 01:06:06,800
And so, Mr. Shelty, I have no
alternative but to send you down.

969
01:06:08,620 --> 01:06:09,620
Why?

970
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,940
Why must you send him down? Really, Mr.
Principal?

971
01:06:13,940 --> 01:06:15,240
I'm in the hands of the Senate.

972
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:16,480
No, you're not.

973
01:06:16,860 --> 01:06:19,380
You're the head of this university. You
can do what you like.

974
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,120
Can't you?

975
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,300
And did you never hit a policeman?

976
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:26,320
That is neither here nor there. That'll
do, Shelter. You may go.

977
01:06:34,020 --> 01:06:36,740
We shall consider next the case of
Porter McEntee.

978
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:39,440
Fidelis, I'll see McEntee now.

979
01:06:39,980 --> 01:06:41,680
You ruined that, boy.

980
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:44,760
And you had no right to do it. I call it
a damn shame.

981
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:48,120
I have never in my life heard the like
of this before.

982
01:06:48,620 --> 01:06:50,780
then your education has been neglected.

983
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:56,080
Miss Shaw, you've been invited to take
the minutes, not to provide them.

984
01:06:58,260 --> 01:07:05,100
Good afternoon, sir.

985
01:07:05,780 --> 01:07:07,040
That's a beautiful day.

986
01:07:07,580 --> 01:07:08,580
Yes, beautiful.

987
01:07:09,380 --> 01:07:11,560
Well, McEntee, we're about to lose you.
Yes.

988
01:07:11,940 --> 01:07:12,779
You understand why?

989
01:07:12,780 --> 01:07:13,780
Oh, perfectly.

990
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:17,400
Perfectly. Very well, then. I hope it's
not too late for you to pull yourself

991
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,400
together.

992
01:07:18,460 --> 01:07:19,660
Goodbye. Goodbye, sir.

993
01:07:20,300 --> 01:07:23,160
That concludes our business for the day,
gentlemen. One moment.

994
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,620
McEntee here. That concludes our
business, Heyman.

995
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:26,960
You may go, gentlemen.

996
01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:30,720
Yes, but the Cape McEntee... If you have
any personal business with Mr. McEntee,

997
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:31,720
it'll be dealt with in private.

998
01:07:32,300 --> 01:07:36,060
I've a word or two to say to you, my
man. And I to you, since the opportunity

999
01:07:36,060 --> 01:07:37,340
offers. I, uh...

1000
01:07:37,610 --> 01:07:41,710
I've compiled a short memorandum
indicating the points at which this man

1001
01:07:41,710 --> 01:07:44,830
has put himself within the grasp of the
law. Need we worry about that now?

1002
01:07:44,870 --> 01:07:48,370
Certainly we must. It's a public duty.
When you've read this letter, I propose

1003
01:07:48,370 --> 01:07:51,070
that you sign it at once and send it to
the public prosecutor.

1004
01:07:52,470 --> 01:07:53,408
But why?

1005
01:07:53,410 --> 01:07:55,490
I see no reason. The man's a criminal.

1006
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:58,400
Apart from the fact that he's a
bookmaker, I... Easy now.

1007
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:01,940
There is that in the documents that'll
wipe that grin off your face. I have

1008
01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:04,660
evidence here to show your dance
establishment to be nothing better than

1009
01:08:04,660 --> 01:08:07,760
disorderly house. There's nothing
disorderly about it. And for that you

1010
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:11,240
flogged, sir. I cannot understand the
attitude of the principal, but I know my

1011
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:15,680
own duty as a citizen. And as I say it
with all reverence, an humble instrument

1012
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:16,680
of providence.

1013
01:08:16,899 --> 01:08:17,899
Providence, is it?

1014
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:23,779
Do you think that... Providence is a
drunken slot in a kitchen fight to pick

1015
01:08:23,779 --> 01:08:25,840
the likes of you to throw at the likes
of me.

1016
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:30,300
The black and tans in Ireland tried it.
The fellas with the long coats and the

1017
01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:33,979
hats pulled down over their eyes. They
tried to get me with their bombs and

1018
01:08:33,979 --> 01:08:38,279
their bullets, but they failed. Do you
think I'll go down before a crack joint

1019
01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:42,740
or jumped up Bible thumper the likes of
you? Thank God, man, I could break you

1020
01:08:42,740 --> 01:08:43,740
with my knee.

1021
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:40,240
Your own connection with this university
is rapidly drawing to a close. That

1022
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:42,819
will do, Heyman. Miss Shaw is my
personal affair.

1023
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:46,300
I have no doubt of that, if that is how
you choose to describe her. The Senate

1024
01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:48,319
may take a serious view. Do you want me
to resign?

1025
01:09:48,779 --> 01:09:49,779
No, I don't.

1026
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:52,960
I need you. I know that. I told you so
myself.

1027
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:54,560
Then I won't resign.

1028
01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:59,580
You'll take that accusation back before
I push your ill -fitting false teeth

1029
01:09:59,580 --> 01:10:02,660
down your throat. I'll not take back a
word of it. Your establishment is

1030
01:10:02,660 --> 01:10:03,840
but a house of ill fame.

1031
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:08,660
might be disturbed to know that your son
is engaged to marry its leading lady.

1032
01:10:09,540 --> 01:10:10,540
What did you say?

1033
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:15,540
Your son is engaged to marry Miss Nellie
Kelly, the principal dance hostess.

1034
01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:17,180
I don't believe it.

1035
01:10:19,140 --> 01:10:23,540
This is a vile slander. Well, why not
fetch him in and ask him?

1036
01:10:24,420 --> 01:10:26,940
He's probably outside now with a bunch
of students.

1037
01:10:36,490 --> 01:10:39,670
He's sure she's a nice little girl. He's
done well for himself.

1038
01:10:39,950 --> 01:10:41,690
She'll bring a better life into the
family.

1039
01:10:42,050 --> 01:10:43,390
Fidelis, is Mr. Hayman outside?

1040
01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:51,350
Is this true, Adolphus? Is what true?

1041
01:10:51,610 --> 01:10:54,390
That you've been trapped into an
alliance with a woman?

1042
01:10:55,070 --> 01:10:58,430
Well, yes, I suppose I was. There you
are, Mr. Principal. If further evidence

1043
01:10:58,430 --> 01:11:01,110
were needed of McEntee's nefarious
trade... Oh, but I want to stay... Be

1044
01:11:01,310 --> 01:11:03,450
boy. But I want to stay trapped. I like
it.

1045
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,860
Miss Kelly and I have discussed the
matter in some detail.

1046
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:10,560
We find we have certain affinities. Give
me strength.

1047
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:14,880
Certainly. Do you know, I happen to have
discovered that a little of this...

1048
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:18,480
Shall we have a drink all round to
celebrate?

1049
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:19,880
Holy Moses!

1050
01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:21,100
My whiskey!

1051
01:11:21,420 --> 01:11:22,840
And three quarters gone, eh?

1052
01:11:24,980 --> 01:11:26,360
This is too much.

1053
01:11:26,740 --> 01:11:29,320
Oh, you've seen nothing yet. Wait till
you see the deputation.

1054
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:33,040
Deputation? From the students, sir.
They're waiting outside. Shall I bring

1055
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,560
in? Yes. No, wait a minute.

1056
01:11:49,780 --> 01:11:50,780
General O 'Grady?

1057
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,700
Easy, easy, easy now, easy.

1058
01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:55,900
Haven't I shed enough blood for Ireland?

1059
01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:57,440
What the devil's all this about?

1060
01:11:57,700 --> 01:11:59,300
Oh, I think perhaps you've mistaken my
intentions.

1061
01:12:02,350 --> 01:12:03,810
Are you the head of this university,
sir?

1062
01:12:04,430 --> 01:12:07,070
Up to a short time ago, that was my
belief.

1063
01:12:08,030 --> 01:12:09,030
Well, that's my name.

1064
01:12:10,210 --> 01:12:13,710
You will see from that that I am a
private inquiry agent with offices in

1065
01:12:13,710 --> 01:12:16,610
York, London, Paris, Madrid, Buenos
Aires, and Cape Town.

1066
01:12:17,270 --> 01:12:20,570
My clients in this instance are the
governing body of the University of

1067
01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:21,790
Thermopylae in Pennsylvania.

1068
01:12:22,670 --> 01:12:25,950
They were unable to obtain General O
'Grady's address from his publishers,

1069
01:12:25,950 --> 01:12:27,030
seem to have lost track of him.

1070
01:12:27,450 --> 01:12:31,390
My mission is to present General O
'Grady with their invitation to occupy

1071
01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:33,250
chair of Celtic literature at that
university.

1072
01:12:33,990 --> 01:12:37,050
But that's Mac and T, the main gate
porter at the university.

1073
01:12:37,490 --> 01:12:40,150
At least he was the porter until a few
minutes ago.

1074
01:12:43,530 --> 01:12:45,690
Bedellus, for heaven's sake, what is
happening outside?

1075
01:12:45,970 --> 01:12:46,970
Go and find out at once.

1076
01:12:51,570 --> 01:12:53,550
Bedellus, shut the door and keep that
noise out.

1077
01:12:54,290 --> 01:12:56,610
What do you want, Millicent? Good
afternoon, sir. Good afternoon.

1078
01:12:57,510 --> 01:13:00,010
What's this, a revolution or a lynching?
Neither, sir.

1079
01:13:00,590 --> 01:13:03,670
Mr. Vice -Chancellor, sir, I have the
honour to announce on behalf of a mass

1080
01:13:03,670 --> 01:13:06,610
meeting of the students of this
university the unanimous nomination of a

1081
01:13:06,610 --> 01:13:09,350
candidate for the office of Lord Rector,
which, as you know, sir, will require

1082
01:13:09,350 --> 01:13:10,450
to be filled in six months' time.

1083
01:13:10,910 --> 01:13:15,110
And I hand you now the aforementioned
nomination, which has been signed by 20

1084
01:13:15,110 --> 01:13:16,370
alumni according to the ordinance.

1085
01:13:16,830 --> 01:13:19,550
Surely very unusual to have a unanimous
vote at this stage.

1086
01:13:19,770 --> 01:13:20,749
Yes, sir.

1087
01:13:20,750 --> 01:13:22,690
I'm glad to know that Lord Duffy's so
popular.

1088
01:13:22,950 --> 01:13:24,370
Lord Duffy, sir. But surely...

1089
01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:27,360
Mr. Conall O 'Grady, sir. Great Irish
poet, sir.

1090
01:13:29,020 --> 01:13:30,080
Yes, that's him.

1091
01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:32,020
He, I mean.

1092
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:37,660
Mr. Principal and Professor Heyman, you
didn't know it, but your gate porter is

1093
01:13:37,660 --> 01:13:38,660
a great man.

1094
01:13:39,380 --> 01:13:44,360
He is a knight of the Holy Roman Empire
and of the Order of Chastity, first

1095
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:48,020
degree. He's a doctor of civil law of
Oxford.

1096
01:13:48,620 --> 01:13:51,780
He's a doctor of letters and commercial
drama of Yale.

1097
01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:57,260
He's a Nobel Prize man. He's... He's 62
years old.

1098
01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:01,820
And for years, Professor Heyman, he's
been touching his head to silly old men

1099
01:14:01,820 --> 01:14:03,160
like you as if he were nobody.

1100
01:14:03,860 --> 01:14:05,800
Well, he's obviously somebody now.

1101
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:10,580
I think you'd better go out and speak to
them. You can't be serious. This is an

1102
01:14:10,580 --> 01:14:11,580
outrage.

1103
01:14:11,740 --> 01:14:15,420
Mr. Principal, you're not seriously
proposing to accept the nomination of

1104
01:14:15,420 --> 01:14:18,200
person for one of the most exalted
offices in this university.

1105
01:14:18,740 --> 01:14:19,679
But I must.

1106
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,020
It's all perfectly in order.

1107
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:22,920
Then I shall resign.

1108
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:24,800
I beg your pardon?

1109
01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:26,160
He said he would resign.

1110
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:27,680
He said it before a witness.

1111
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:33,820
One more thing, Heyman. After your
resignation, it might be wise to

1112
01:14:33,820 --> 01:14:37,820
Senate to overlook the matter of Mr.
Shelty and the incident in the cafe,

1113
01:14:37,820 --> 01:14:39,440
regard to all the circumstances.

1114
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:12,120
Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking.

1115
01:15:13,620 --> 01:15:19,400
Well, I hope you'll all forgive me if I
address you in halting, inarticulate

1116
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:26,100
tones. But I feel like one who's come
out of the long

1117
01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:31,900
darkness into the bright sunshine of the
proudest day of my life.

1118
01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:35,000
Now, I'm a tough man.

1119
01:15:35,950 --> 01:15:40,330
scarred and battered by battle and
catastrophe, until I've got a hide on me

1120
01:15:40,330 --> 01:15:41,410
tough as a rhinoceros.

1121
01:15:43,390 --> 01:15:45,910
But I have my Achilles' heel.

1122
01:15:46,470 --> 01:15:49,070
It beats right here on the left side of
me chest.

1123
01:15:50,850 --> 01:15:53,150
And you have found a way to it.

1124
01:15:55,090 --> 01:15:57,810
I suppose this is the moment for me to
resign, too.

1125
01:15:59,790 --> 01:16:01,210
You're going to resign, all right.

1126
01:16:01,650 --> 01:16:03,710
I refuse to be in love with my
secretary.

1127
01:16:04,590 --> 01:16:06,470
I'm not old or pompous anymore.

1128
01:16:07,010 --> 01:16:09,910
I feel the same age as any one of those
young thugs yelling out there.

1129
01:16:10,190 --> 01:16:12,810
I want you very, very much to marry me.